Who the fuck is The Arcade Fire Suburbs?

Last night during the Grammys, this faggoty band called The Suburban Fire or something won for the best album of the year! WTF?! I mean, I've never even HEARD of them! Anything I haven't heard has to suck!

You know how I know that Lady Antebellum was shit? Because I didn't take the time to listen to it. That's how.

Here's a few other albums that I think suck because I don't know them:

Blonde On Blonde by Bob Dylan


Trans-Europe Express by Kraftwerk


There's a Riot Goin' On by Sly and the Family Stone


Closer by Joy Division


The Queen is Dead by The Smiths

Here's more albums I haven't heard and therefore suck even though they're future releases:
Watch the Throne by Kanye West and Jay-Z (even though I love most of Jay-Z's stuff and all of Kanye's stuff, I hate this album because I haven't been exposed to it)

Born This Way by Lady Gaga (I loved The Fame Monster but I don't know this one so it sucks)

Lasers by Lupe Fiasco (I like "The Show Goes On" but I haven't heard the rest of the album, which sucks since I haven't heard it)

Oh, and fuck The Avalanches' new album, fuck Fiona Apple's new album, fuck The Mountain Goats' new album, fuck all future albums and any albums that I've not heard to this point in my life. Only the ones I know deserve recognition ever.

And fuck The Fire in the Arcade.