Lindsay Lohan Might Sue Me

Well, it seems that if Lindsay Lohan coked up that A Beautiful Mind-style thinking cap of hers and decided to sue e-Trade for using her name in an ad.


Her "thinking cap" is made of tin foil (for the satellites) dipped in linseed oil (to keep the demons at bay).

I don't mean using "Lindsay Lohan" and making explicit reference to her like I just did three times, but using the name "Lindsay". The line in question is "And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?"

Now, if the line was "And that milkaholic Moon Unit Zappa wasn't over?" then we would definitely be talking about Moon Unit Zappa.

Instead of Moon Unit Zappa, slap these names in that sentence and you're good to get sued too!:
Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette
Fifi-Trixibelle Geldolf
Pilot Inspekter Lee
Dweezil Zappa
Kal-El Cage
Sage Moonblood Stallone
Kyd Duchovny
Destry Speilberg


But, really... Lindsay isn't the most popular name in the United States. It's like the 200th. In the past decade alone, over 20,000 people have been named Lindsay. Just Wiki search the name Lindsay and here's some names that pop up: Lindsay Shaw, Lindsey Graham, Lindsey Cardinale, Lindsey Buckingham, Lindsey Wagner, Lindsay Taylor, and Lindsay Price.

Next she'll probably end up suing the band Park for their song "Lindsay" or Y-O-U for "LA Lindsay" (she did live in L.A. and her name is Lindsay, so, in the words of a great sportscaster "boom goes the dynamite... *awkward pause*... *fiddles with paper*... *tears up at flashes of sportscasting career in flames*").


Not Lindsay related. This video is not making fun of Lindsay Lohan in any way, shape or form. Any similarity to Lindsay Lohan, perceived or otherwise, is coincidental.

Here is a booking photo of Lindsay Lohan when she went to jail for drunk driving and cocaine, which I'm going to post here because, to the best of my knowledge, I can't get sued for since it's true: